It measures the pitch, the frequency, and the urgency of a baby's cry,
and then tells whoever's around, in plain English, exactly what the
baby's trying to say! Everything from "Change me" to "Turn off that
damn Raffi record!"
-- Herb explains his baby translator, "Brother,
Can You Spare Two Dimes?"
and then tells whoever's around, in plain English, exactly what the
baby's trying to say! Everything from "Change me" to "Turn off that
damn Raffi record!"
-- Herb explains his baby translator, "Brother,
Can You Spare Two Dimes?"
Related:
- People are afraid of new things. You should have just taken an existing
product and put a clock on it or something.
Homer, on the baby translator, "Brother, Can You... - I'm rich again! U-S-A! U-S-A!
-- Herb's success with the translator,
"Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes... - at the door]
Herb: What am I going to say? This is the guy who ruined me.
But on the other hand, he's family. So many... - Herb: Give me a hug, brother.
Homer: All right, but I never really hugged a man before.
"Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes... - A man needs two things: an idea, and money to get it off the ground.
Herb Powell, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes... - I bet you don't have a vibrating chair in that bag for me.
Homer to Herb about his lack of present, "Brother,... - Herb: Every word you say just makes me want to punch you in the
face!
Homer: Well, while you're a guest in my home, could... - Todd: Dad, can I anoint the sores on [Herb's] feet?
Ned: No, I think it's Mom's turn, son. Todd: Aw, no... - Lisa: Why didn't you write, Unckie Herb?
Herb: Hey,
if I wrote to you, what was I supposed to say? "Dear...
