Homer: [lying on the couch] Oh, Maaarge, I'm still hurt!
\\ [rings a handbell] Maaarge! Maaaaaarge!
Marge: [finally arrives] Oh, Homer. How many times do I have to fluff
your pillow?
Homer: Actually, I was wondering if you could make me a grilled-cheese
sandwich?
Marge: [reluctantly] Well, okay.
Homer: Make sure it's squished flat, and crunchy on the outside.
Marge: I know how you like 'em, Homer.
Homer: Oh, and can I have some of those wieners that come in a can?
Oh, and some fruit cocktail, in heavy syrup.
Marge: Mmmmm...
-- Milking an injury, "The Crepes of Wrath"
\\ [rings a handbell] Maaarge! Maaaaaarge!
Marge: [finally arrives] Oh, Homer. How many times do I have to fluff
your pillow?
Homer: Actually, I was wondering if you could make me a grilled-cheese
sandwich?
Marge: [reluctantly] Well, okay.
Homer: Make sure it's squished flat, and crunchy on the outside.
Marge: I know how you like 'em, Homer.
Homer: Oh, and can I have some of those wieners that come in a can?
Oh, and some fruit cocktail, in heavy syrup.
Marge: Mmmmm...
-- Milking an injury, "The Crepes of Wrath"
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feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: You know, Marge, for the first time in our marriage I can finally
look down my nose at you.
_You_ have a gambling problem! Marge: That's true.... - Marge: I knew this would happen. I put you on the jury and you vote
for the stupidest film.
Homer: I have every right to be on that jury, even... - Marge: [in bed, reading the shopping list]
I get the feeling there's something you haven't told me Homer.
Homer: Huh? Oh, I love you Marge. Marge: Mm, Homer... - Marge: Homer, I really don't like you telling personal secrets in your
class.
Homer: Marge, I didn't tell 'em personal stuff. Marge... - Homer: Oh...I don't have a friend in the world.
Moe:
[outside] Let us through! Barney: [outside] ...Homer's... - Bart: Come watch TV with me, Dad. We missed the first two episodes of
"Cops",
but if we hurry we can catch the last three. Homer... - Homer: Oh, who am I kidding? I _am_ slow.
Marge: Oh,
Homey, if you feel so bad about yourself, there's always... - Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge?
Marge: Mmm,
everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person. Homer...
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- What's the point of going out? We're just gonna wind up back here
anyway.
Homer, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in... - Nelson: My old man can't get a beer because his old man [points at
Jimbo] won't give a beer to another old man.
Let's get him! Jimbo: Wait! Why are we gettin' him... - Bart: Lisa...look what I've got. Ta da! [shows BG album]
Lisa:
[gasps] Bart, I can't believe it! But why? Bart: When... - You there, eating the paste.
-- Lyle Lanley calls on a student in Lisa's class,
"Marge vs. the... - Brent: It is the playoffs. It's five below, and there's one loyal fan
wearing nothing but a G-string,
and the team colors painted on his body! ...
