Mrs. Skinner: This is the Bart Simpson you're always talking about?
Pr. Skinner: Mm hm.
Mrs. Skinner: Why, he looks so sweet!
Bart: I am, ma'am.
-- He also lies, "The Crepes of Wrath"
Pr. Skinner: Mm hm.
Mrs. Skinner: Why, he looks so sweet!
Bart: I am, ma'am.
-- He also lies, "The Crepes of Wrath"
Related:
- Pr. Skinner: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, we have transcended incorrigible.
I don't think suspension or expulsion will do the trick... - Pr. Skinner: He'd be staying in France, in a lovely chateau in the heart
of the wine country.
Marge: But Bart doesn't speak French. Pr. Skinner:... - Homer: Oh, hello, Principal Skinner. I'd get up, but the boy crippled
me.
Principal Skinner: Mm hm. I understand completely... - Skinner: Mrs. Krabappel, Bart has something he wants to say to you.
Bart: I won't say it! Skinner: Bart! Bart: ... - Skinner: Mother doesn't approve of me dating so I need you to keep
her busy for a few hours while Edna and I sneak out.
[sneaks out] Bart: Oh, I can't take much more... - Skinner: Now, this morning we're going to be mapping a small square of
sky that's thought to be empty.
It's my hope that it's not. Bart: So what am I supposed... - Hutz: How could you have seen all this, Bart? Weren't you supposed
to be in school?
Bart: [slowly] I sort of skipped school. Skinner: I... - Lisa: There is someone among us with a guilty conscience.
After much soul-searching I decided it would... - Skinner: [on the phone] I know Weinstein's parents were upset,
uh, superintendent, but, but -- but I was...
From the same category:
- Marge: You know, Mom, you and Abe have a lot in common.
Um...hmm. You both got swindled by that telemarketing... - First, let me assure you that this is not one of those shady pyramid
schemes you've been hearing about.
No sir. Our model is the trapezoid! -- Shady seminar... - Skinner: Ah, there's nothing more exciting than science.
You get all the fun of sitting still, being... - Homer: Don't worry, Marge. America's health care system is second only
to Japan,
Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well, all of Europe... - Apu: There she is: the world's first convenience store!
[points to store on top of mountain] Homer:...
