Sideshow Bob: So what's on your mind, Bart? Is it that other children
don't accept you?
Bart: Sure, Sideshow Bob, but that doesn't bother me.
-- Armchair psychiatry, "Krusty Gets Busted"
don't accept you?
Bart: Sure, Sideshow Bob, but that doesn't bother me.
-- Armchair psychiatry, "Krusty Gets Busted"
Related:
- Bart: Attention, fellow children! Krusty didn't rob that store!
Sideshow Bob framed him, and I got proof! [whams... - I'm going to miss you, Krusty. Me and all the other Sideshows.
except Sideshow Bob. -- Melvin van Horne at Krusty's... - Treat kids like equals! They're people too! They're smarter than you
think!
They were smart enough to catch me! -- Sideshow Bob... - Bart: Aw, just think, Lis: that's _our_ pickle brine burning Sideshow
Mel.
Homer: Pfft. That Sideshow Mel think's he's so big... - There was a school of thought called stoicism...
-
Sideshow Bob hosts his Cavalcade of Whimsy, "Krusty... - And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for these
meddling kids.
Sideshow Bob, "Krusty Gets... - Soldier: Ooh, sorry. We don't normally drive these in the Air Force.
Wiggum: [cuffing Bob] Got ya, ha ha, you...TV-hating... - The fact is, you don't have to be able to read to enjoy the Springfield
Review of Books.
Just look at these amusing caricatures of Gore Vidal... - Sideshow Bob: Selma, will you marry me?
Bart: Don't be a fool,
Aunt Selma! That man is scum! Selma: Then call me...
From the same category:
- Homer: Hey, look what I snagged, Marge: the candy bride and groom from
the wedding cake!
[swallows them painfully, as they seem to be made in... - Friend: Don't you think you deserve to earn just as
much as a man who does the same job?
Marge: Well, not if I have to do heavy lifting or... - You must really love us to sink so low.
-- Bart admires Homer's working as a department store
Santa,
"Simpsons Roasting on an Open... - Gabbin' about God, sponsored by Ace Religious Supply,
where they say, "If we don't got it, it ain't holy... - Lenny: Hey, great news, guys: I picked up a nudie deck for our game.
Homer: [grabs it] "The Girls of the Internet"...ooh...
