Prosecutor: Betting slips, indicating that you've lost substantial sums
of money on sports gambling.
Krusty: [dramatically] Is it a crime to bet on sporting events?
Prosecutor: Yes, it is!
Krusty: [meekly] Oh.
-- Krusty's trial, "Krusty Gets Busted"
of money on sports gambling.
Krusty: [dramatically] Is it a crime to bet on sporting events?
Prosecutor: Yes, it is!
Krusty: [meekly] Oh.
-- Krusty's trial, "Krusty Gets Busted"
Related:
- Mr. Simpson, was that you taking that cowardly dive into that display of
heavily-salted snack treats?
Prosecutor at Krusty's trial, "Krusty Gets... - Krusty: [holding a gun] Hand over all your money in a paper bag.
Apu: Yes, yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery... - Comedy, thy name is Krusty.
-- Bart,
"Krusty Gets... - Bart: I bet I can prove Krusty's innocent, but... [meekly] I need your
help.
Lisa: [genuinely not knowing] You do? Why? Bart:... - Krusty: Don't blame me...
Krusty+Kids: <I> didn't do it!
Words to live by, "Krusty Gets... - Judge: Krusty the Clown, how do you plead?
Krusty:
[brightly] I plead guilty, your honor. [huge... - Krusty: "Hey kids, who do you love?"
kids: "Krusty!
" Krusty: "How much do you love me?" kids: "With... - Homer: Bart, you know that guy on your lunchbox?
Bart:
Oh, you mean Krusty the Clown? Homer: He's sort of... - Krusty has small feet. Like all good-hearted people.
Bart in "Krusty Gets...
