Krusty: Wasn't that a great Itchy and Scratchy cartoon, kids?
Well, we've got another one coming right up.
But first! I've got a hankerin' for some pork products!
[Sideshow Bob wheels in a barebecue grill]
Mmmm.... Look! Plump, succulent sausage. Honey-smoked bacon.
And glistening, sizzling.... Aaaagh! D'oh!
[Krusty clutches his chest and contorts his face]
Kids: Ah-hah-hah-hah-hah!
Krusty: [collapses, his hand slowly descending out of frame]
Heart...attack... Gagh! I'm... dying... I'm dying...
Kent: [watching on a monitor] Heh heh heh.
-- Krusty's near-fatal heart attack in 1986,
"Krusty Gets Busted"
Well, we've got another one coming right up.
But first! I've got a hankerin' for some pork products!
[Sideshow Bob wheels in a barebecue grill]
Mmmm.... Look! Plump, succulent sausage. Honey-smoked bacon.
And glistening, sizzling.... Aaaagh! D'oh!
[Krusty clutches his chest and contorts his face]
Kids: Ah-hah-hah-hah-hah!
Krusty: [collapses, his hand slowly descending out of frame]
Heart...attack... Gagh! I'm... dying... I'm dying...
Kent: [watching on a monitor] Heh heh heh.
-- Krusty's near-fatal heart attack in 1986,
"Krusty Gets Busted"
Related:
- Kent: For another opinion...
Krusty: [laughs] Hi,
kids! [laughs] Kent: Krusty, please. We're giving... - Krusty: Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans.
You will now go back to your home towns and... - Bart: Attention, fellow children! Krusty didn't rob that store!
Sideshow Bob framed him, and I got proof! [whams... - Well, Itchy & Scratchy are gone, but here's a cartoon that tries to
make learning fun!
[tries to laugh, then moans] Sorry about this kids... - My old man said I was wasting my time, and I'd never amount to anything.
He-hah-hah-hah! He-hah-hah-hah-heh-heh! [realizes]... - Judge: Krusty the Clown, how do you plead?
Krusty:
[brightly] I plead guilty, your honor. [huge... - Vittorio: The fact that you did not do the trick well is the biggest
insult of all -
[cocks gun] Krusty: [bursting in] Hey guys, I came... - And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for these
meddling kids.
Sideshow Bob, "Krusty Gets... - Krusty: Don't blame me...
Krusty+Kids: <I> didn't do it!
Words to live by, "Krusty Gets...
