Lisa: It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you.
Abe: It's rotten being old. No one listens to you.
Homer: {I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me -- no
matter how dumb my suggestions are.}
{[pulls out a "nuts and gum" mixture, starts chomping]}
-- Together at last, "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
Abe: It's rotten being old. No one listens to you.
Homer: {I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me -- no
matter how dumb my suggestions are.}
{[pulls out a "nuts and gum" mixture, starts chomping]}
-- Together at last, "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
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- Grandpa: "I'm an old man, no one listens to me."
Lisa:
"I'm a young girl, no one listens to me." Homer: "I'm... - I'm a white male, aged 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me!
No matter how dumb my suggestions are. -- Homer... - Stacy: [the doll] My name is Stacy, but you can call me [wolf whistle].
Stacy: I see exactly what you mean; this is a problem... - Lisa: Make sure you get my mom's hair just right!
Stacy:
[lops it off] Um, I think we'll use someone different... - Abe: And to my son Homer --
Homer: Woo-hoo!
Abe: -
and his entire family -- Homer: D'oh! Abe: -- I leave... - Bart: [plays with Sergeant Thug's Mountaintop Command Post,
making plane and machine gun noises] Abe: Hey... - Abe: Why are you people avoiding me? Does my withered face remind
you of the grim specter of Death?
Homer: [pause] Yes, but there's more. [sits down on... - Lisa knocks]
Smithers: [answers] Yes? I -- why, it's Homer Simpson's daughter.
Lisa: I thought you might be able to help me get in... - Lisa: Excuse me, Miss Lavelle? I'd like to talk to you about Malibu
Stacy.
Stacy: Do you have any idea how many kids have tried...
