We have no witnesses, no suspects, no leads.
If anyone has any information, please dial `O' and ask for the police.
That number again: `O'.
-- Chief Wiggum's press conference, "The Telltale Head"
If anyone has any information, please dial `O' and ask for the police.
That number again: `O'.
-- Chief Wiggum's press conference, "The Telltale Head"
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Please check the number and dial again or ask your... - Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen -- please.
We have a major break in the case. We recovered the... - Brooks: [Yiddish voice] What's with the sir -- [normal voice] What's
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Chief Wiggum: [steps to the plate]
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