Sunday School Teacher: [very tired] The ventriloquist goes to heaven,
but the dummy doesn't.
Bart: [raises his hand] Ooh-ooh-ooh! Me!
SST: Bart?
Bart: What about a robot with a human brain?
SST: [at the breaking point] I don't know! All these questions!
Is a little blind faith too much to ask!?!
-- "The Telltale Head"
but the dummy doesn't.
Bart: [raises his hand] Ooh-ooh-ooh! Me!
SST: Bart?
Bart: What about a robot with a human brain?
SST: [at the breaking point] I don't know! All these questions!
Is a little blind faith too much to ask!?!
-- "The Telltale Head"
Related:
- Milhouse: Will there be cavemen in heaven?
Sunday School Teacher:
Certainly not! Bart: Uh, ma'am? What if you're a really... - Marge: Lisa, Bart, what did you two learn in Sunday School today?
Lisa: The answers to deep theological questions. Bart... - Miss Allbright: Today's topic will be Hell.
Kids: Ooh.
Bart: All right. I sat through Mercy and I sat through... - Homer: [yelling to be heard] You really did it this time,
Bart! You're in for the punishment of a lifetime... - Bart: [sleepy] Hello?
Bruno: Right! I'm calling all the way from Squatter's Crog,
Australia and I want to speak to, er, Dr. Bart... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Cecil: At last I'm going to do what Bob never could.
Kill Bart Simpson! Bart: Throwing me off a... - Grampa: [fumbling with the joystick] What do I do?
Bart:
Grampa, do you want to go to the right? Grampa: Yes... - Bart: He's great at pointing out everyone's foibles.
Larry: Hey, how're ya doing. Ooh! Look at your hair...
