Howie: Ok, who's next? [every one raises their hands, `memememememe']
Homer: [rising from above the crowd] No, me! No, meeee! Now
listen... can you teach me how to fight like you do?
Howie: No.
Homer: Aw, come on...
Howie: I'll tell you what. I'll do it if you'll bark like a dog.
Homer: Whyyoulittle... Woof woof woof!
Howie: Hah! You've got yourself a deal, Fido.
-- "Moaning Lisa"
Homer: [rising from above the crowd] No, me! No, meeee! Now
listen... can you teach me how to fight like you do?
Howie: No.
Homer: Aw, come on...
Howie: I'll tell you what. I'll do it if you'll bark like a dog.
Homer: Whyyoulittle... Woof woof woof!
Howie: Hah! You've got yourself a deal, Fido.
-- "Moaning Lisa"
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- Bart: Gee Homer, it looks like you've got yourself a real problem on
your hands.
Homer: Your right... Uhh... Bart! Vacuum this floor... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,... - Marge: They sent a note from school.
Homer: [to Bart] What did you do this time you little hoodlum?
Bart: I didn't do it, no one saw me do it, there's... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her
to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the... - Smithers: [feeding him] Here comes the endangered condor into the power
lines.
I've got Bobo hot from the dryer. Careful not to burn... - Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be OK?
Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt.
Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever... - Homer: [sarcastic] All right, Lisa, you got your way.
Your Mom's going to a psychiatrist. She's going... - Lisa: Ahem. [Marge waits for her to say something,
but Lisa turns away] Marge: Now Lisa, listen...
