You know Marge, getting old is a terrible thing. I think the
saddest day of my life was when I realized I could beat my Dad at
most things, and Bart experienced that at the age of four.
-- Homer, "Moaning Lisa"
saddest day of my life was when I realized I could beat my Dad at
most things, and Bart experienced that at the age of four.
-- Homer, "Moaning Lisa"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: I'd like your attention, please.
Homer: Quiet Marge!
This is my big moment! Bart the Bloody Pulp ... - Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by,
if something happens. Let's see...er...Oh,... - Bart: Buy me Bonestorm or go to Hell!
Marge: Bart!
Homer:
Young man, in this house, we use a little word called... - Bart+Lisa: HAP-PY BIRTH-DAY!
Homer: [alarmed] Aaggh!
Whaa... What! Lisa: Here's your birthday breakfast... - Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool... - Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important
than being cool.
Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool... - Homer: I'd give anything to get into the Stonecutters.
Lisa: What do they do there, Dad? Abe: I'm a member... - Marge: Bart, you said you were going to study.
Bart:
[clearly in pain] Oh! My stomach. Marge: Mmm, you...
