Homer: [in a dream] What the?!?! [Homer is a video boxing character]
Bart: [his opponent] Put up your dukes, Homer.
Homer: Agggh! Bart! Go easy on me! I'm your Dad!
Bart: I <am> going easy on ya. [pow] Your so old, [pow] and slow,
[pow] and weak, [pow] and pathetic. [Bart winds up for the
kill]
Homer: No! Son! No! [the fist impacts]
[wakes up screaming]
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh!
-- "Moaning Lisa"
Bart: [his opponent] Put up your dukes, Homer.
Homer: Agggh! Bart! Go easy on me! I'm your Dad!
Bart: I <am> going easy on ya. [pow] Your so old, [pow] and slow,
[pow] and weak, [pow] and pathetic. [Bart winds up for the
kill]
Homer: No! Son! No! [the fist impacts]
[wakes up screaming]
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh!
-- "Moaning Lisa"
Related:
- Homer: But come on, we all know this is small potatoes.
There's a danger in this town that is bigger... - Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by,
if something happens. Let's see...er...Oh,... - Homer: Hey, boy, wake up. Your old man found some deer.
Bart: Huh? You did? Bart: Hey, wait, man. Those... - Bart: Please, Dad.
Homer: No.
Bart: Please, Dad.
Homer:
No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad... - Bart: [to himself] Look, Homer won't want to go, so just ask
him and he'll say "No." Then it'll be his fault.
Homer: [to himself] I don't want to go, so if he asks... - Bart: Looks like I've got me a genuine glow-in-the-dark police badge!
[hunts through the box of cereal] Hey, it's... - Homer: Boy, I know you're going to like your present.
Bart: [it's a hand-held gizmo with three buttons]... - Homer: So... how about those rainbow suspenders, huh?
Bart: Dad...? Homer: Pretty cool way to keep your pants... - Marge: I'd like your attention, please.
Homer: Quiet Marge!
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