Stacy: Let's buy makeup so the boys will like us.
Lisa: [sighs] Don't you people see anything wrong what Malibu Stacy
says?
Celeste: There's something wrong with what _my_ Stacy says.
Stacy: [in a low voice] My spidey sense is tingling -- anybody call
for a web-slinger?
Lisa: No, Celeste. I mean, the things she says are sexist.
Girls: [giggle] Lisa said a dirty word!
-- Ah, to be eight again, "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
Lisa: [sighs] Don't you people see anything wrong what Malibu Stacy
says?
Celeste: There's something wrong with what _my_ Stacy says.
Stacy: [in a low voice] My spidey sense is tingling -- anybody call
for a web-slinger?
Lisa: No, Celeste. I mean, the things she says are sexist.
Girls: [giggle] Lisa said a dirty word!
-- Ah, to be eight again, "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
Related:
- Stacy: [the doll] My name is Stacy, but you can call me [wolf whistle].
Stacy: I see exactly what you mean; this is a problem... - Narrator: Malibu Stacy: America's favorite eight-and-a-half incher.
In 1959, homemaker Stacy Lavelle had a design... - Lisa: Make sure you get my mom's hair just right!
Stacy:
[lops it off] Um, I think we'll use someone different... - Lisa: A hush falls over the general assembly as Stacy approaches the
podium to deliver what will no doubt be a stirring and memorable
address.
[pulls Stacy's cord] Stacy: I wish they taught shopping... - Stacy: I may have had things in common with Stacy at the beginning,
but thirty years of living her lifestyle taught... - Lisa: Excuse me, Miss Lavelle? I'd like to talk to you about Malibu
Stacy.
Stacy: Do you have any idea how many kids have tried... - But you _are_ Malibu Stacy. And as long as she has your name,
you have a responsibility. I'd be mortified if someone... - Lisa: [sigh] Well, I guess you can't beat big business.
There's just no room for the little guy. Lisa... - Voice: Hello. You have reached the Malibu Stacy customer service
center.
If you have a complaint about Malibu Stacy's appearance...
