Otto: [at Bart's wake] Good-bye, little dude.
[to Principal Skinner] He looks so lifelike, man!
Pr.S: Yes, the nurse did a wonderful job reconstructing his little face
after the fight. Good-bye, son. I guess you were right. All
that homework <was> a waste of your time.
-- Wake me when it's over, "Bart the General"
[to Principal Skinner] He looks so lifelike, man!
Pr.S: Yes, the nurse did a wonderful job reconstructing his little face
after the fight. Good-bye, son. I guess you were right. All
that homework <was> a waste of your time.
-- Wake me when it's over, "Bart the General"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Otto: OK, little dudes, time's up. Everybody out!
[kids groan,
leave, except for Bart and Lisa] Lisa: Time's up? Bart... - Bart: Hey Otto! Hey Otto-man!
Otto: Hey Bart-dude!
Bart: Any new tattoos, Otto? Otto: Ho! Funny you should... - Homer: You didn't expect that, did you. And neither will he.
Bart: You mean that I should fight dirty, Dad? Homer... - Homer: A whole week of just father and son. See you at dinner.
[both walk off whistling] Bart: What time? Homer:... - Bart: Come on, Chalmie, you fired Skinner for less than this.
Chalmers: Yeah, I did, but...Skinner really bugged... - Skinner: Now, Bart, son. I don't know what you think you saw .
but, uh ... let me assure you... Krabappel: What Seymour's... - Otto: Get off the bus or forever hold your peace, little dudes!
Bart: Otto, you know I respect you. I mean, you always... - One morning, four years ago, something happened that I will never forget.
I woke up, and I looked at myself in the mirror, because...
From the same category:
- Marge: My, these seas are certainly heaving.
Pirate:
Well, no more than your bountiful bosom, [sly] milady... - Get down from that bookshelf, please. Most of those books haven't been
discredited yet!
Dr. Foster, "Hurricane... - Good job, Simpson, although that's more cursing than I like to hear
from a cadet in peacetime.
Military school Commandant, "The Secret War of... - Lisa: Bart, you're seeing Krusty everywhere because you want to tell
him you're sorry for causing his death.
Would it help if I told you you're not responsible... - Hey handsome, wanna `dunk' the `clown'?
-- Carnival girl/prostitute,
"Oh Brother, Where Art Thou...
