Chief Wiggum: Well it's no secret. Our city is under siege by a
graffiti vandal know as El Barto. Police artists have a
composite sketch of the culprit. If anyone has any information,
please contact us immediately.
Bart: [looking at the `Wanted' poster that shares only a slight
resemblance] Cool man!
-- "Homer's Odyssey"
graffiti vandal know as El Barto. Police artists have a
composite sketch of the culprit. If anyone has any information,
please contact us immediately.
Bart: [looking at the `Wanted' poster that shares only a slight
resemblance] Cool man!
-- "Homer's Odyssey"
Related:
- We have no witnesses, no suspects, no leads.
If anyone has any information,
please dial `O' and ask for the police. That number... - Umpire: Play ball!
Chief Wiggum: [steps to the plate]
Police radio:
Attention all units! Attention all units! ... - Sideshow Bob: Bart, I must know. How did you untangle my web?
Chief Wiggum: Yeah, Bart, pull us in! Bart: ... - Brooks: [Yiddish voice] What's with the sir -- [normal voice] What's
with the siren?
Wiggum: Evening, Simpson. You got a short and your... - Homer: [yelling to be heard] You really did it this time,
Bart! You're in for the punishment of a lifetime... - Bart: Chief Wiggum, think you have room in your jail for a two-time
loser?
Wiggum: Well, no, frankly. But that never stopped... - Umpire: Okay, let's go over the ground rules.
You can't leave first until you chug a beer.
Any man scoring has to chug a beer. You have... - Lou: Uh, Chief, what about those coleslaw punks?
Wiggum:
Well, I... I can't be everywhere at once, Lou, now... - Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen -- please.
We have a major break in the case. We recovered the...
