[smashes open Bart's piggy bank with a hammer]
Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank,
and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer.
Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure... [counts] not even close.
-- Homer, "Homer's Odyssey"
Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank,
and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer.
Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure... [counts] not even close.
-- Homer, "Homer's Odyssey"
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