Marge: Are you all right, Homer?
Homer: I'm fine, I'm just thinking.
Marge: I've been thinking, too. You know Homer, you've always been
such a good provider... but when we got married, even Mr. Burger
promised I could come back to my old job any time I wanted.
Homer: You think you can still do that line of work?
Marge: Sure, you never forget. It's just like riding a bicycle.
[at a drive-in restaurant]
Otto: Hey Momma, where's my fries already!
[Marge skates in, somewhat annoyed]
-- "Homer's Odyssey"
Homer: I'm fine, I'm just thinking.
Marge: I've been thinking, too. You know Homer, you've always been
such a good provider... but when we got married, even Mr. Burger
promised I could come back to my old job any time I wanted.
Homer: You think you can still do that line of work?
Marge: Sure, you never forget. It's just like riding a bicycle.
[at a drive-in restaurant]
Otto: Hey Momma, where's my fries already!
[Marge skates in, somewhat annoyed]
-- "Homer's Odyssey"
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