Bart: Is Mister Freely there?
Moe: Who?
Bart: Freely, first initials I. P.
Moe: Hold on, I'll check. Uh, is I. P. Freely here?
Hey everybody, I. P. Freely!
[the customers laugh]
Wait a minute... Listen to me you lousy bum. When I get a
hold of you, your dead. I swear I'm gonna slice your heart in
half.
-- "Homer's Odyssey"
Moe: Who?
Bart: Freely, first initials I. P.
Moe: Hold on, I'll check. Uh, is I. P. Freely here?
Hey everybody, I. P. Freely!
[the customers laugh]
Wait a minute... Listen to me you lousy bum. When I get a
hold of you, your dead. I swear I'm gonna slice your heart in
half.
-- "Homer's Odyssey"
Related:
- Marge: All you have to do [to remember romance] is think about your most
cherished memories.
Bart: Hmm... [flashback to 7G01] Moe: [on... - The Yellow River by
I. P.... - Moe: Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking.
Bart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a Mrs.
O'Problem? First name, Bea. Moe: Uh, yeah, just a... - Moe: Yeah, Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking.
Bart: Is Jock there?
Moe: Who? Bart: Jock, last name Strap. Moe: Uh... - How I drank a case of beer. by I. P.
Freely... - Bart: Hello, is Homer there?
Moe: Homer who?
Bart:
Homer... Sexual. Moe: Wait one second, let me check... - Lisa: Aw, come on, Bart, not again!
Bart: [dialing the phone] Aw,
where's your sense of humor. Moe: Moe's Tavern. Bart... - Moe: [answers the phone]
Moe's Tavern. ... Hold on,
I'll check. Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid... - Moe: Hello, Moe's Tavern. Birthplace of the Rob Roy.
Bart: Is Seymour there? Last name Butz. Moe: Just...
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- Bart: Milhouse...Milhouse, wake up, quick! Look out the window.
Milhouse: No way, Bart. If I lean over, I leave myself... - Martin: Ah! It's gaining on us!
Ralph: I'm pedaling backwards!
Ralph the Viking, "Bart After... - Homer: Sir! Uh, hello sir! Yes, you look like a man who needs help
satisfying his wife.
So -- [man slugs him in the face] Ow... - Lurleen, I can't get your song out of my mind.
I haven't felt this way since Funky Town!
Homer, "(Lurleen on... - And what if we picked the wrong religion? Every week,
we're just making God madder and madder! -- Homer...
