Homer: [spiking the punch] Heh heh, I'll be a campus hero.

Homer: [spiking the punch] Heh heh, I'll be a campus hero.
[Another student tastes the punch and spits it out]
Student: Attention, everyone: the punch has been spiked.
[Everyone gasps]
Don't worry. Your parents have been called and will be here to
pick you up shortly!
[Everyone cheers]
-- Let's try plan two, "Homer Goes to College"

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