Dr.J: The child is not supposed to know his own IQ, of course, but
as you can see, it's beyond the range of any doubt.
[hands Homer a slip of paper]
Homer: Nine hundred and twelve!!?!?
Dr.J: Uh, no. You have it upside-down. It's two hundred and sixteen.
Homer: [disappointed] Oh.
-- "Bart the Genius"
as you can see, it's beyond the range of any doubt.
[hands Homer a slip of paper]
Homer: Nine hundred and twelve!!?!?
Dr.J: Uh, no. You have it upside-down. It's two hundred and sixteen.
Homer: [disappointed] Oh.
-- "Bart the Genius"
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