Marge: Come on, everybody, it's time to go.
Homer: OK, stupid.
Marge: Homer, you've got to stop insulting everyone, especially your
boss!
Homer: Marge, the comedy roast is an American tradition. It's what
gives us the freedom to criticize our social betters.
[Outside, Flanders clips the hedge] Hey Flanders! You smell
like manure.
Flanders: Uh oh. Better cancel that dinner party tonight. Thanks for
the nose-news, neighbor!
-- Just practising my invective, "Rosebud"
Homer: OK, stupid.
Marge: Homer, you've got to stop insulting everyone, especially your
boss!
Homer: Marge, the comedy roast is an American tradition. It's what
gives us the freedom to criticize our social betters.
[Outside, Flanders clips the hedge] Hey Flanders! You smell
like manure.
Flanders: Uh oh. Better cancel that dinner party tonight. Thanks for
the nose-news, neighbor!
-- Just practising my invective, "Rosebud"
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