Now I don't want you to worry, class. These test will have no effect on
your grade. They merely determine your future social status and
financial success. [looks at Bart] If any.
-- Ms. Krabappel administers an IQ test,
"Bart the Genius"
your grade. They merely determine your future social status and
financial success. [looks at Bart] If any.
-- Ms. Krabappel administers an IQ test,
"Bart the Genius"
Related:
- Remember to visualize the complex problem.
And relaaaaax.
The test will start... [looks around calmly] [yells]... - Well, class the history of our country has been changed again,
to correspond with Bart's answers on yesterday's test... - Skinner: Mrs. Krabappel, Bart has something he wants to say to you.
Bart: I won't say it! Skinner: Bart! Bart: ... - First question. If I could be any animal, I would be (a) a carpenter
ant,
(b) a nurse shark, or (c) a lawyer bird. -- Ms. Krabappel... - Class, in order to explain why your hormones will soon make you an easy
target for [turning bitter] every smooth-talking Lothario with his own
car and tight jeans.
[calms down] I will now show a short sex-education... - Some of you may discover a wonderful vocation you never even imagined.
Others may find out that life isn't fair... [turning... - Ms.K: [blows whistle] Now class, I don't want this field trip to be a
repeat of our infamous visit to the Springfield State Prison.
So I want you all to be on your best behavior... - What are you looking at, Bart! Are those naughty dogs back again?
Ms. Krabappel catches Bart staring out the window,... - This is your teacher!? I should start going to Parents' Night.
[growls] -- Homer sees Bart's photo of a sexy Ms...
