Dr.MM: [radio talk show therapist] Tell me about your husband, Marge.
Marge: [on the phone] When we were dating, he was sweeter... and more
romantic! ... [beginning to sob] And forty pounds thinner,
and he had hair... [burbling barely coherently] And he ate
with utensils! [breaks down crying]
-- Marge calls KBBL, "Some Enchanted Evening"
Marge: [on the phone] When we were dating, he was sweeter... and more
romantic! ... [beginning to sob] And forty pounds thinner,
and he had hair... [burbling barely coherently] And he ate
with utensils! [breaks down crying]
-- Marge calls KBBL, "Some Enchanted Evening"
Related:
- Dr.MM: Your husband sees you as nothing.
Marge: [pause] Oh,
okay. Well, thank you. [about to hang up] Dr.MM:... - This is KBBL talk radio, K-Babble. All talk, 24 hours a day.
If you'd like to share your embarrassing problem with... - Dr.MM: The pig has made you into his mother.
You are not the hot love object you deserve to be!
Marge: Really? Dr.MM: I'm as sure of it as I'm sure... - Marge: I'm sorry: Homer doesn't mean to be rude, he's just a very
complicated man.
[Homer appears at the bedroom window, breaks a plate... - Marge: Homer [knocks again] Homer, why aren't you at work?
Homer: The car won't start. I don't feel very good... - Marge: Hello, I'm Marge Simpson, and this is my husband,
Homer. Jay: Oh, nice to meet you, Marge. I saw your... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Dr.MM: Next we have Marge. She's 34 and trapped in a loveless sham of
a marriage.
Homer: Hey, turn it up! I love hearing those wackos... - Ruth: [about her ex-husband] To top it off, he's been stiffing me on
child support for the last four months.
Marge: Hmm. Well, you _were_ unlucky. But there _are_...
