Bad news, drivers. There's an overturned melon truck on the interstate.
Oh, it's a mess. There's lots of rubber-necking and melon wrestling
going on, folks...
-- Bill Pie "in the Sky", KBBL traffic report,
"Some Enchanted Evening"
Oh, it's a mess. There's lots of rubber-necking and melon wrestling
going on, folks...
-- Bill Pie "in the Sky", KBBL traffic report,
"Some Enchanted Evening"
Related:
- moaning] Oh! The Elves! The Elves!
-- Quasi-Bart-o,
"Some Enchanted... - This is Arnie Pie with Arnie in the Sky. We've got big problems on the
Springfield Memorial Bridge,
people. Traffic going waaaay back in both directions... - Professor: "Good news.
There's a report on TV with some very bad news... - Kent: Oh, we have lots of names for these people. Bums,
deadbeats, losers, scums of the earth. We'd... - Spinach, carrot, and a melon -
a meal fit for a nurse... - Homer: Lousy traffic jams...[laughs] the traffic report will get me out
of this one.
[turns on KBBL] Arnie: [from a helicopter] This is... - Aye-aye, Mambo-Man!
-- Bart,
"Some Enchanted... - Clerk: Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Babysitting Service!
Homer: Hello, this is Mr... Sam-son. Clerk: Did your... - Prostitues for pleasure, concubines for service, wives for breeding.
('and a melon for ecstacy' is sometimes added.....
