Man: Oh, she looks sad.
Bart: That's 'cause she knows you're looking at her.
Lisa: [turns] Although I'm aware you're looking at me, I would look
exactly the same even if you weren't.
-- "Stark Raving Dad"
Bart: That's 'cause she knows you're looking at her.
Lisa: [turns] Although I'm aware you're looking at me, I would look
exactly the same even if you weren't.
-- "Stark Raving Dad"
Related:
- Marge: Bart, I asked you to watch your sister [Maggie].
Bart: I tried to stop her, but she overpowered me... - Homer: [reading the note] Lisa refuses to play dodgeball because she
is sad.
[end of note] She doesn't look sad. I don't see any... - Homer: Lisa, you like homework. Could you fill out this form for me?
Lisa: Well, all right. If you'll listen to the poem... - to the tune of the Colonel Bogey March]
Lisa, her teeth are big and green.
Lisa, she smells like gasoline. Lisa, da da da Disa... - Bart: Why would anybody want to touch a girl's butt?
That's where cooties come from! Lisa: Dad,... - Bart: [on the phone]
Yes, Dad, I solemnly swear I will not tell another living soul.
No, not even Millhouse. [hangs up] [intense... - Lisa: Bart, the entire town is howling for your blood,
and before I join them, I have one question.... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: Dad, maybe you should do this.
Homer: Son, it's no different than the time I let you vote for me.
Remember that absentee ballot? -- On filling out...
