[to the tune of the Colonel Bogey March]
Lisa, her teeth are big and green.
Lisa, she smells like gasoline.
Lisa, da da da Disa.
She is my sister, her birthday, I missed-a.
-- Bart's birthday song for Lisa, "Stark Raving Dad"
Lisa, her teeth are big and green.
Lisa, she smells like gasoline.
Lisa, da da da Disa.
She is my sister, her birthday, I missed-a.
-- Bart's birthday song for Lisa, "Stark Raving Dad"
Related:
- Lisa: Bart, in the split second before he died,
I bet Scratchy appreciated his birthday present.
Do you see how this relates to us? Bart: Hey, you want... - Man: Oh, she looks sad.
Bart: That's 'cause she knows you're looking at her.
Lisa: [turns] Although I'm aware you're looking at... - Lisa: Bart, the entire town is howling for your blood,
and before I join them, I have one question.... - Dear Bart, I am using the stationery Mom and Dad gave me <for my
birthday> to inform you that we are now brother and sister in name only.
Perhaps if a professional so advises, I will give you... - Man: Bart, think. What happens to you when you turn eight?
Bart: Well, your training wheels come off your bike... - Homer: Lisa, you like homework. Could you fill out this form for me?
Lisa: Well, all right. If you'll listen to the poem... - Marge: Bart, I asked you to watch your sister [Maggie].
Bart: I tried to stop her, but she overpowered me... - Lisa: [entering treehouse] So here's where you're hiding!
Bart: Yeah. This is my only refuge from the taunts... - This is going to be Art's greatest moment since Mona Lisa sat down and
told Leonardo Da Vinci that she was in a slightly odd mood.
Edmund : Captain...
From the same category:
- ET Man: Tonight, all Hollywood's wondering who'll be chosen to co-star
in the big new McBain pic,
Mc Bain IV: Fatal Discharge. [phone rings] Parker... - Apu: I'm hoping you enjoy this movie. It made every Indian critic's
top 400 list.
Woman: [singing] Love love love love love! I'm in... - Milhouse: This is Becky. She's in the second grade.
Bart: Hi, Becky, thanks for coming out. [signs her... - Homer: [stuffing himself] Ahhh!
Bart: Eat around the banana,
Dad. It's just empty vitamins. -- The secret to... - Marge: Honey, $750 is a lot of money. We really can't afford this
operation.
Bart: You're gonna just let him [SLH] die? Marge:...
