Dear Bart, I am using the stationery Mom and Dad gave me <for my
birthday> to inform you that we are now brother and sister in name only.
Perhaps if a professional so advises, I will give you a hug at some
far-distant family reunion. But rest assured, it will be purely for
show. [sobs]
-- Lisa writes a letter to Bart, "Stark Raving Dad"
birthday> to inform you that we are now brother and sister in name only.
Perhaps if a professional so advises, I will give you a hug at some
far-distant family reunion. But rest assured, it will be purely for
show. [sobs]
-- Lisa writes a letter to Bart, "Stark Raving Dad"
Related:
- Lisa: Bart, the entire town is howling for your blood,
and before I join them, I have one question.... - to the tune of the Colonel Bogey March]
Lisa, her teeth are big and green.
Lisa, she smells like gasoline. Lisa, da da da Disa... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: Bart, I asked you to watch your sister [Maggie].
Bart: I tried to stop her, but she overpowered me... - Lisa: Bart, in the split second before he died,
I bet Scratchy appreciated his birthday present.
Do you see how this relates to us? Bart: Hey, you want... - Bart: Well, yeah, Mom. I mean, we love you and Dad too,
but God knows we don't need to see you every... - Bart: Dad, maybe you should do this.
Homer: Son, it's no different than the time I let you vote for me.
Remember that absentee ballot? -- On filling out... - Bart: Hey, Mom! Dad's in a mental institution!
Marge:
Oh, my God... Mother was right! -- "Stark Raving... - Marge: So in a few months, both of you will have a brand new brother or
sister.
Bart: Been there, done that. Lisa: I hope it's a girl...
