Lisa: Bart, the entire town is howling for your blood, and before I join
them, I have one question. Today is my birthday. You promised
to get me something and... and... I'm afraid to ask...
Bart: You know, maybe you should trust that instinct and not ask.
-- "Stark Raving Dad"
them, I have one question. Today is my birthday. You promised
to get me something and... and... I'm afraid to ask...
Bart: You know, maybe you should trust that instinct and not ask.
-- "Stark Raving Dad"
Related:
- Lisa: Bart, in the split second before he died,
I bet Scratchy appreciated his birthday present.
Do you see how this relates to us? Bart: Hey, you want... - Bart: Dad, maybe you should do this.
Homer: Son, it's no different than the time I let you vote for me.
Remember that absentee ballot? -- On filling out... - Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her
to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the... - Dear Bart, I am using the stationery Mom and Dad gave me <for my
birthday> to inform you that we are now brother and sister in name only.
Perhaps if a professional so advises, I will give you... - Marge: Bart, I asked you to watch your sister [Maggie].
Bart: I tried to stop her, but she overpowered me... - Marge: Maybe a part-time job is the answer.
Bart: Oh,
Mom, I couldn't ask you to do that. Your already taking... - Lisa: Dad, can I have some money to buy Bart a birthday present?
Homer: [entranced by a TV show of pretty girls dancing... - to the tune of the Colonel Bogey March]
Lisa, her teeth are big and green.
Lisa, she smells like gasoline. Lisa, da da da Disa... - Bart: Come watch TV with me, Dad. We missed the first two episodes of
"Cops",
but if we hurry we can catch the last three. Homer...
