Homer: [on the phone with Bart]
I'm bringing Michael Jackson home to stay with us for a few days.
[aside] Isn't that cute, he's heard of you.
[to phone] Now make sure we have plenty of cold cuts, and put
some beer on ice...
Man: Um, Homer, I'm a vegetarian, and I don't drink.
Homer: Are you <sure> you're here voluntarily?
-- Checking out of the New Bedlam Home for the
Emotionally Interesting, "Stark Raving Dad"
I'm bringing Michael Jackson home to stay with us for a few days.
[aside] Isn't that cute, he's heard of you.
[to phone] Now make sure we have plenty of cold cuts, and put
some beer on ice...
Man: Um, Homer, I'm a vegetarian, and I don't drink.
Homer: Are you <sure> you're here voluntarily?
-- Checking out of the New Bedlam Home for the
Emotionally Interesting, "Stark Raving Dad"
Related:
- Bart jots down a message]
Uh huh. New Bedlam Asylum.
Loves us. Needs us. Fears he may never see us again... - Doctor: Mrs. Simpson, I'm sorry, but your husband suffers from a
persecution complex,
extreme paranoia, and bladder hostility. Marge: Doctor... - Man: Hello? Who's this?
Bart: I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
Man: I'm Michael Jackson. -- Bart answers the phone... - Man: I can't believe you never heard of me. I'm a very popular
entertainer.
Homer: Oh, ofI've heard of you! I mean,... - Homer: I gotta call my family. Oh, this is so embarrassing,
calling them from a nuthouse. I mean, they... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Man: Don't you worry. Your family's going to be here before you
know it.
Patient: Forget it, pal. There's only one... - Man: [in his normal voice] Well, my work is done here.
Bart: Hey, Michael, what happened to your voice? Man... - Homer: If you ever find your marbles, come visit us.
Man: Well, how about today? I'm only here voluntarily...
From the same category:
- I want to help you, George Washington"? Pfft, even your dreams are
square.
Bart to Lisa, "Lisa the... - Homer dances on a beach with ice cream cones and lollipops]
Homer:
[singing] Sugar, do-do-do do, do do, Oh, honey... - Homer: All right, Herb. I'll give you the money, but first you
have to forgive me and treat me like a brother.
Herb: Nope. Homer: All right, then just give me the... - Bart: I was sitting there!
Lisa: I don't see your name on it!
Bart: It's right there! Marge: Bart, don't write on... - Lady: We at the network want a dog with attitude. He's edgy,
he's "in your face." You've heard the expression...
