Doctor: Mr. Simpson, after talking to your wife, we believe you're no
threat to yourself or others.
Homer: That's the most flattering thing anyone has ever said to me.
Can I have it in writing, please?
Doctor: Of course. [hands Homer a certificate:
This certifies
HOMER SIMPSON
not insane.]
-- "Stark Raving Dad"
threat to yourself or others.
Homer: That's the most flattering thing anyone has ever said to me.
Can I have it in writing, please?
Doctor: Of course. [hands Homer a certificate:
This certifies
HOMER SIMPSON
not insane.]
-- "Stark Raving Dad"
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