Abe: Anyway, about my washtub...I just used it that morning to wash my
turkey, which in those days was known as a "walking bird". We'd
always have walking bird on Thanksgiving with all the trimmings:
cranberries, injun eyes, yams stuffed with gunpowder. Then we'd
all watch football, which in those days was called "baseball"...
-- Onions for everyone's belt, "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
turkey, which in those days was known as a "walking bird". We'd
always have walking bird on Thanksgiving with all the trimmings:
cranberries, injun eyes, yams stuffed with gunpowder. Then we'd
all watch football, which in those days was called "baseball"...
-- Onions for everyone's belt, "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
Related:
- Abe: And to my son Homer --
Homer: Woo-hoo!
Abe: -
and his entire family -- Homer: D'oh! Abe: -- I leave... - Lisa: Make sure you get my mom's hair just right!
Stacy:
[lops it off] Um, I think we'll use someone different... - Bart: [plays with Sergeant Thug's Mountaintop Command Post,
making plane and machine gun noises] Abe: Hey... - I see them walking in an air of glory
Whose light doth trample on my days,
My days, which are at best but dull and hoary, Mere... - Lisa: Remember, Bart -- I mean, Dances In Underwear -
we take the White Man alive. Bart: All... - Lisa: Excuse me, Miss Lavelle? I'd like to talk to you about Malibu
Stacy.
Stacy: Do you have any idea how many kids have tried... - Lisa: They _cannot_ keep making dolls like this...something has to be
done!
[Chewing stops slowly; Homer swallows noisily] Marge... - Executive: Our one effort to put a stop to this Lisa Lionheart thing has
failed miserably.
Gentlemen, we have to reinvent Malibu Stacy... - Lisa: [sigh] Well, I guess you can't beat big business.
There's just no room for the little guy. Lisa...
From the same category:
- Woman: Yes? Are you a new applicant?
Homer: Actually,
I quit and I came to get my job back. Woman: Through... - A cup holder! Bart, we've got to stop and get a cup!
Milhouse discovers the glove compartment, "Bart... - Lisa, you wasted chicken pox. Don't waste the mumps!
Bart telling Lisa how to enjoy being ill, "Bart's... - Attention everyone, this is Principal Skinner. Some student (possibly
Bart Simpson) has been circulating candy hearts with crude off-color
sentiments.
What can I say, I've got a weakness for... - I'll get my brother Sanjay to cover for me. He deplores violence of all
kinds.
Apu excited about watching the upcoming fight, ...
