Bart: Hey, Mom! Dad's in a mental institution!
Marge: Oh, my God... Mother was right!
-- "Stark Raving Dad"
Marge: Oh, my God... Mother was right!
-- "Stark Raving Dad"
Related:
- Man: I'm Michael Jackson.
Bart: <The> Michael Jackson?
[makes scoffing sound] No way! Man: It's true. I'm... - Bart: [on the phone]
Yes, Dad, I solemnly swear I will not tell another living soul.
No, not even Millhouse. [hangs up] [intense... - Bart: Looney Toons, this is what Michael Jackson looks like.
[shows an album] You're nothing but a big fat... - Marge: Bart, I asked you to watch your sister [Maggie].
Bart: I tried to stop her, but she overpowered me... - Marge: I told you kids you were going to send your father to the crazy
house!
Bart: No, Mom, you said poor house. Marge: I said... - Marge: Bye-bye, Leon.
Lisa: You're a credit to dementia!
"Stark Raving... - Bart: Hey, Dad, do you hear voices?
Homer: [angrily] Yes,
I'm hearing one right now while I'm trying to ... - Joe's Crematorium. You kill 'em, we grill 'em.
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Bart answers the phone, "Stark Raving... - Joe's Taxidermy. You snuff 'em, we stuff 'em.
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Bart answers the phone, "Stark Raving...
From the same category:
- Bart: Don't worry, Mom. I can use my...[looks confused] "Shinning".
to call Willy. [concentrates] [Willy watches... - Vittorio: I am so glad I had a chance to meet you before we did this,
Krusty, because I am a great fan. [holds out hand]... - Oh, no. What if they botch it? I won't have a dad-
for awhile. -- Bart realizes Homer needs a coronary... - Smithers: Boy, someone's really gobbling up the juice,
sir. Burns: Excellent! Excellent! [walking over... - Marge: Homer, did you eat my whole pan of brownies?
Bart: Uh oh. You're in for it now, Dad. Homer: Marge...
