Man: Homer, this is Floyd. He's an idiot savant. Give him any two
numbers, and he can multiply them in his head, just like that.
Homer: Okay. Five times nine.
Floyd: Forty-five.
Homer: Wow!
-- "Stark Raving Dad"
numbers, and he can multiply them in his head, just like that.
Homer: Okay. Five times nine.
Floyd: Forty-five.
Homer: Wow!
-- "Stark Raving Dad"
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