Homer: This isn't fair! How can you tell who's sane and who's insane?
Doctor: Well, we have a very simple method.
[stamps his hand, `INSANE']
Whoever has that stamp on his hand is insane.
-- Does that mean he can come back for free? "Stark
Raving Dad"
Doctor: Well, we have a very simple method.
[stamps his hand, `INSANE']
Whoever has that stamp on his hand is insane.
-- Does that mean he can come back for free? "Stark
Raving Dad"
Related:
- Doctor: Mr. Simpson, after talking to your wife, we believe you're no
threat to yourself or others.
Homer: That's the most flattering thing anyone has... - In things pertaining to enthusiasm, no man is sane who does not know
how to be insane on proper occasions.
H.W.... - Lisa: [annoyed] Dad!
Homer: Yes, sweetheart?
Lisa:
Obesity is really unhealthy; any doctor will tell you... - You can bring men from other parts of the world who are sane.
And you know what happens? At the very moment they... - Doctor: Mrs. Simpson, I'm sorry, but your husband suffers from a
persecution complex,
extreme paranoia, and bladder hostility. Marge: Doctor... - Burns: Well, judging by his outlandish attire, he's some sort of
free-thinking anarchist.
Smithers: I'll call security, sir. Burns: Excellent... - Bart: [on the phone]
Yes, Dad, I solemnly swear I will not tell another living soul.
No, not even Millhouse. [hangs up] [intense... - When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane.
Hermann...
