Ned: At times like these, I used to turn to the Bible and find solace,
but even the Good Book can't help me now.
Homer: Why not?
Ned: I sold it to you for seven cents.
Homer: Oh.
-- "When Flanders Failed"
but even the Good Book can't help me now.
Homer: Why not?
Ned: I sold it to you for seven cents.
Homer: Oh.
-- "When Flanders Failed"
Related:
- Ned: See anything you like? [at Ned's lawn sale]
Homer:
Oh, I get it! It's not good enough for you, but it's... - Homer: Hey! Somebody sign an autograph? Please? Somebody.
sign an autograph? Hey, would you sign a..... - Homer rings Ned's doorbell]
Marge: [calling from window] Homer?
Homer: Huh? Marge: Are you planning to hit Ned Flanders... - Homer: How dare you talk about Ned Flanders like that.
He's a wonderful, kind, caring man -- maybe... - Chuck: Good afternoon, sir. I'm Chuck Ellis, from the Springfield
Collection Agency,
and I'm here to ask you why you don't think ... - I don't care if Ned Flanders is the nicest guy in the world.
He's a jerk -- end of story. -- Homer Simpson ... - Homer: [directly towards mirror] Aw that's it, you just can't insult
this guy.
You call him a moron and he just sits there, grinning... - Ned: Oh, I guess it's time for me to duck again.
Homer:
No! I want everyone to know that -- [yells] this is... - Bart: Wow, Dad, you took a baptismal for me. How do you feel?
Homer: [reverently] Oh, Bartholomew, I feel like St...
