Ned: See anything you like? [at Ned's lawn sale]
Homer: Oh, I get it! It's not good enough for you, but it's good enough
for me! Well, I wouldn't be caught dead buying this... Hello!
-- Homer espies Ned's gas grill, "When Flanders Failed"
Homer: Oh, I get it! It's not good enough for you, but it's good enough
for me! Well, I wouldn't be caught dead buying this... Hello!
-- Homer espies Ned's gas grill, "When Flanders Failed"
Related:
- Ned: At times like these, I used to turn to the Bible and find solace,
but even the Good Book can't help me now. Homer: Why... - Homer rings Ned's doorbell]
Marge: [calling from window] Homer?
Homer: Huh? Marge: Are you planning to hit Ned Flanders... - Bart: Wow, Dad, you took a baptismal for me. How do you feel?
Homer: [reverently] Oh, Bartholomew, I feel like St... - Lisa: Mom's police tape isn't a toy, Dad.
Homer: Shush,
dear. You'll wreck Daddy's fun. Ned: [walking up... - Lovejoy: C'mon boy, this is the spot, right here. That's a good boy,
do your dirty sinful business. Ned: Well, howdy... - Homer: [bumps into Ned. Their respective armfuls of gifts fall into the
snow]
Ned:
Oh ho ho, Simpson, it's you. Homer: Hello, Flanders... - Maude: OK, boys, time for bed. Say good night.
Rod+Todd:
Good night, Daddy. Good night, Uncle Homer. Homer... - Chuck: Good afternoon, sir. I'm Chuck Ellis, from the Springfield
Collection Agency,
and I'm here to ask you why you don't think ... - Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily...
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- Whoa, Springfield Elementary, last stop!
Oh, and by the way,
I'd like to say Thanks, and applose[?] applause to... - Hey, Mr. President! I campaigned for the other guy,
but I voted for you! -- Krusty, "I Love... - I wish <I> had Amoria Phlebitis...
-- Homer,
"Bart Gets an... - Moe: Okay, punching isn't your thing. But that's okay.
You're not that kind of fighter. What you're... - Moe: Hey, Barney! What'll it be?
Barney: I'd like a beer,
Moe! Yoko: I'd like a single plum floating in perfume...
