Burns: [reads an entry in the suggestion box] `Keep that handsome owner out of sight,

Burns: [reads an entry in the suggestion box]
`Keep that handsome owner out of sight,
he's distracting the female employees'.
Oh, Smithers...
Smithers: You got me, sir.
-- "When Flanders Failed"

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