Jasper: What's eatin' you, Abe? For three weeks all you've been talking
about is meeting Matlock. Now you've met him, swiped his pills
-- [reads label] "Take one every hour to prevent spastic heart
convulsions" --
[An ambulance drives by with its siren blaring; inside a doctor
uses cardiac stimulator, yelling "Clear!"]
-- but you ain't said a word.
Abe: Looking at that tired old freak has made me realize I'm no
spring chicken myself. I can feel death's clammy hand on my
shoulder...wait, that's my hand.
-- "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
about is meeting Matlock. Now you've met him, swiped his pills
-- [reads label] "Take one every hour to prevent spastic heart
convulsions" --
[An ambulance drives by with its siren blaring; inside a doctor
uses cardiac stimulator, yelling "Clear!"]
-- but you ain't said a word.
Abe: Looking at that tired old freak has made me realize I'm no
spring chicken myself. I can feel death's clammy hand on my
shoulder...wait, that's my hand.
-- "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
Related:
- Abe: Why are you people avoiding me? Does my withered face remind
you of the grim specter of Death?
Homer: [pause] Yes, but there's more. [sits down on... - Lisa: Excuse me, Miss Lavelle? I'd like to talk to you about Malibu
Stacy.
Stacy: Do you have any idea how many kids have tried... - Jasper: I cut my tongue on these pancakes.
Woman: These eggs are difficult to digest.
I want soft-boiled eggs! Abe: I told you, we don't... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Jackie: And here's a picture of me getting arrested for indecent
exposure.
It was the most embarrassing day of my life. Abe... - Stacy: [the doll] My name is Stacy, but you can call me [wolf whistle].
Stacy: I see exactly what you mean; this is a problem... - Abe: And to my son Homer --
Homer: Woo-hoo!
Abe: -
and his entire family -- Homer: D'oh! Abe: -- I leave... - Homer: Dad, how come you never gave me any encouragement?
Maybe I could have been something more than... - Stacy: Let's buy makeup so the boys will like us.
Lisa:
[sighs] Don't you people see anything wrong what Malibu...
