Akira: Hello, I am Akira. Ha! [breaks a cinder block with his
forehead] That didn't hurt very much, because I know the ancient
art of karate. [lying on his back with a giant rock on his chest,
as two men pound the rock with sledgehammers] Karate focuses the
mind and gives you self-confidence. People from all walks of
life... Doctors...
Man: Hai-ya! [breaks a cinder block with his forehead, in the process,
breaking his glasses, which he forgot to take off]
Akira: Home makers...
Woman: Hoi-ya! [breaks a cinder block with her forehead]
Akira: Landscape architects...
Woman: Haiiiii-ya! [breaks a cinder block with her forehead]
Akira: Choreographers...
Man: Hoa! [breaks a cinder block with his forehead]
Akira: High karate, at low, low prices.
George Washington: I cannot tell a lie. This is a great deal!
[smashes a wooden board with his head]
[TV caption: Washington's Birthday Sale, $10 a lesson]
-- TV advertisement, "When Flanders Failed"
forehead] That didn't hurt very much, because I know the ancient
art of karate. [lying on his back with a giant rock on his chest,
as two men pound the rock with sledgehammers] Karate focuses the
mind and gives you self-confidence. People from all walks of
life... Doctors...
Man: Hai-ya! [breaks a cinder block with his forehead, in the process,
breaking his glasses, which he forgot to take off]
Akira: Home makers...
Woman: Hoi-ya! [breaks a cinder block with her forehead]
Akira: Landscape architects...
Woman: Haiiiii-ya! [breaks a cinder block with her forehead]
Akira: Choreographers...
Man: Hoa! [breaks a cinder block with his forehead]
Akira: High karate, at low, low prices.
George Washington: I cannot tell a lie. This is a great deal!
[smashes a wooden board with his head]
[TV caption: Washington's Birthday Sale, $10 a lesson]
-- TV advertisement, "When Flanders Failed"
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