In closing, gentle reader, I'd like to thank you.
`What's that?' you say? Me thanking you?
No, it's not a misprint, for you see, I enjoyed writing this book as
much as you enjoyed reading it. The End.
-- Burns finishes his book, "Blood Feud"
`What's that?' you say? Me thanking you?
No, it's not a misprint, for you see, I enjoyed writing this book as
much as you enjoyed reading it. The End.
-- Burns finishes his book, "Blood Feud"
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