Homer: [trying to disguise his voice]
Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Postal Clerk: Okay, Mr. Burns, uh, what's your first name?
Homer: [brief pause] I don't know.
[outside on the steps of the post office] Great plan, Bart.
-- Trying to intercept a letter, "Blood Feud"
Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Postal Clerk: Okay, Mr. Burns, uh, what's your first name?
Homer: [brief pause] I don't know.
[outside on the steps of the post office] Great plan, Bart.
-- Trying to intercept a letter, "Blood Feud"
Related:
- screen: "Second season"]
Homer: [disguising his voice] Hello,
my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have... - Homer: Bart! Take a letter!
Dear Mr. Burns.
[heavy sarcasm] I'm so `glad' you enjoyed my ... - Homer: Mr. Burns, are you trying to get me drunk?
Burns:
Yes. -- A brief moment of honesty from Monty Burns... - Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal,
you transfer the call to Mr. Burns. After she tears... - Burns: By the way, what was the lad's name?
Smithers:
Uh, Bart Simpson, sir. Burns: Who? Smithers: He's... - Moe: D'oh, he's going to ruin everything! All right,
that's it, Homer: either Burns goes, or Moe... - Marge: Homer, you don't do things like that to be rewarded.
You do them because a fellow human being needs... - Marge: I'm happy for the school. It sounds like this money's going to
provide a lot of new opportunities.
Bart: Big deal. They didn't approve my idea; they... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it...
