Marty: That was "Kung Fu Fighting". Say, speaking of one-trick ponies,
whatever happened to that "I didn't do it" kid?
Bill: Boy, did _that_ get old fast. Whoa! You know, if you want to
last in this business, you've gotta stay fresh!
[a slide-whistle and clown horn play]
-- "Bart Gets Famous"
whatever happened to that "I didn't do it" kid?
Bill: Boy, did _that_ get old fast. Whoa! You know, if you want to
last in this business, you've gotta stay fresh!
[a slide-whistle and clown horn play]
-- "Bart Gets Famous"
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Krusty: Aw, don't worry about that.
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but, heh, look kid, the thing us, uh heh heh... - Bart: Wow. Bein' in show business is like a dream.
We're really lucky, aren't we? Workman: I... - Krusty: Bart! I need to use you in a sketch.
Bart:
You want me to be on the show? Krusty: It's just one... - Marty: Let's try one more number.
Homer: Y'ello?
Bart:
[grabs phone] KBBL is going to give me something stupid... - Homer: What the hell are you reading books for?
Bart:
I'm doing "The Conan O'Brien Show", and I want to have... - Homer: Come on, Lisa, say something funny.
[holds a tape recorded with a microphone]
Lisa:
Like what? Homer: Oh, something stupid like Bart would... - Bart: You know, Conan, I have a lot to say. I'm not just a one-line
wonder.
Did you know that a section of rain forest the size... - Bart: Milhouse...do you ever worry that your mom might stop loving
you?
Milhouse: What? I'm more worried about pirhanas. ...
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But what do you expect for the money we make?
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Fr. McGrath: I was! -- soap opera on television,... - The Inventor I Admire, by Bart Simpson.
The inventor I admire is not a rich man or a famous man or even a smart
man.
He's my father, Homer Simpson. -- "Flaming... - Homer: [crossing fingers] Please, please, please, please,
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