Diamond Joe Quimby: Chief Wiggum, Archbishop McGee, distinguished
guests, I am pleased to dedicate this emergency warning system.
In the off-chance of a nuclear disaster, this sign will tell you,
the good citizens of Springfield, what to do! [sign lights up,
"Relax. Everything is fine."]
Crowd: Aah. [applause]
[sign lights up, "Minor leak. Roll up window."]
Crowd: Ooh. [mild applause]
[sign lights up, "Meltdown. Flee city."]
Crowd: [scattered applause]
[sign lights up, "Core explosion. Repent sins."]
Crowd: [stunned silence]
Homer: Hee hee. Joke's on them. If the core explodes, there won't be
any power to light that sign!
-- Homer jokes with his coworkers about the Nuclear
Disaster Warning Sign, "Blood Feud"
guests, I am pleased to dedicate this emergency warning system.
In the off-chance of a nuclear disaster, this sign will tell you,
the good citizens of Springfield, what to do! [sign lights up,
"Relax. Everything is fine."]
Crowd: Aah. [applause]
[sign lights up, "Minor leak. Roll up window."]
Crowd: Ooh. [mild applause]
[sign lights up, "Meltdown. Flee city."]
Crowd: [scattered applause]
[sign lights up, "Core explosion. Repent sins."]
Crowd: [stunned silence]
Homer: Hee hee. Joke's on them. If the core explodes, there won't be
any power to light that sign!
-- Homer jokes with his coworkers about the Nuclear
Disaster Warning Sign, "Blood Feud"
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