Martin: How about this, guys? Bart can have it Mondays and
Thursdays, Millhouse will get it Tuesdays and Fridays, and
yours truly will take it Wednesdays and Saturdays.
Bart: Perfect!
Millhouse: Wait a minute! What about Sundays?
Bart: [suspiciously] Yeah, what <about> Sundays?
Martin: Well, Sunday possession will be determined by a random number
generator. I will take the digits 1 through 3, Millhouse
will have 4 through 6, and Bart will have 7 through 9.
Bart: Perfect!
Millhouse: Wait a minute! What about 0?
Bart: [suspiciously] Yeah, what <about> 0?
Millhouse: Yeah.
Martin: Well, in the unlikely event of a 0, possession will be
determined by Rock Scissors Paper competition, best 3 out of
5. How's that?
Bart and : Oh, okay.
Millhouse: Yeah, all right.
-- An Equitable Split, "Three Men and a Comic Book"
Thursdays, Millhouse will get it Tuesdays and Fridays, and
yours truly will take it Wednesdays and Saturdays.
Bart: Perfect!
Millhouse: Wait a minute! What about Sundays?
Bart: [suspiciously] Yeah, what <about> Sundays?
Martin: Well, Sunday possession will be determined by a random number
generator. I will take the digits 1 through 3, Millhouse
will have 4 through 6, and Bart will have 7 through 9.
Bart: Perfect!
Millhouse: Wait a minute! What about 0?
Bart: [suspiciously] Yeah, what <about> 0?
Millhouse: Yeah.
Martin: Well, in the unlikely event of a 0, possession will be
determined by Rock Scissors Paper competition, best 3 out of
5. How's that?
Bart and : Oh, okay.
Millhouse: Yeah, all right.
-- An Equitable Split, "Three Men and a Comic Book"
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