Bart: Lisa, I have this strong unpleasant feeling I've never had before.
Lisa: It's called remorse, you vile burlesque of irrepresible youth.
-- Is it contagious? "War of the Simpsons"
Lisa: It's called remorse, you vile burlesque of irrepresible youth.
-- Is it contagious? "War of the Simpsons"
Related:
- Lisa: I can't do this, Bart. I'm not strong enough.
Bart: I thought you came here looking for a challenge... - Lisa: That was beautiful. What's it called?
Murphy:
Oh, it's a little tune that I call "The `I Never Had... - Marge: Does anyone else have a love story?
Lisa: Yes,
I do. And just like your love stories, it's tragic... - Marge: The national grammar rodeo? I wish I were going.
Oh, wait, wait; I wish I _was_ going. Is that... - Homer: I had a feeling it was too good to be true.
Every time you get a million dollars,
something queers the deal. Lisa: I don't think real... - Bart: [groans] Oh, my head.
Lisa: Tsk, tsk, tsk, the remorse of the sugar junkie.
Bart: Ohh...I don't remember anything. Lisa: Really... - Bart: Grampa, Mom was in such a hurry, she forgot to give you this.
It's a list of the things Lisa and I can and can't... - Bart: Wow, Lisa, looking at you makes me want to get married for a third
time.
I met a really nice exotic dancer the other night at... - Lisa: I never realized before, but some Itchy & Scratchy cartoons send
the message that violence against animals is funny.
Bart: They what? Cartoons don't have messages, Lisa...
