It's no use kidding myself. I'm having an ethical crisis.
-- Lisa is concerned about how she and Bart are taking
advantage of Grampa, "War of the Simpsons"
-- Lisa is concerned about how she and Bart are taking
advantage of Grampa, "War of the Simpsons"
Related:
- Bart: Grampa, Mom was in such a hurry, she forgot to give you this.
It's a list of the things Lisa and I can and can't... - Marge: Grampa, could you do something?
Grampa: I can dress myself.
Asking Grampa to babysit the kids, "War of the... - Bart: After the supermarket, we'll go to the video store,
grab a Krusty Burger, and head for the arcade... - Grampa: [pours Lisa a cup of coffee] Sugar?
Lisa: Yes,
ten please. Bart: [shaking] Hey Grampa, top me off... - Lisa: Half a gallon of chocolate.
Bart: Check.
Lisa:
Half a gallon of chocolate brownie fudge. Bart: Check... - Marge: Lisa, your father and I are very concerned about this warning.
I really hope you try harder. Homer: Whew! ... - Nurse: [answers phone] Simpson.
Grampa: Hot diggity!
I don't care if it's bad news! Lisa: Oh, Grampa... - I'll never trust another old person...
-- Bart realizes Grampa duped him,
"War of the... - Lisa: Bart, having never received any words of encouragement myself,
I'm not sure how they're supposed to sound. Here goes...
From the same category:
- Apu: I won't lie to you. On this job, you <will> be shot at.
[reveals his chest] Each of these bullet wounds is... - They say the pancakes here stink.
-- Agnes Skinner at the Municipal House of Pancakes,
"The Twisted World of Marge... - Simpson! Homer Simpson!
He's the greatest guy in history.
From the! Town of Springfield! He's about to hit a... - Scene shows Marge in the kitchen]
Marge: [threateningly] Bart,
I am going to _get_ you...[brandishes some... - I can feel her sweet country soul in every digitally-encoded bit.
Lisa, "(Lurleen on...
