Ned: Sometimes Maude (God bless her), she underlines passages in <my>
Bible because she can't find hers.
Homer: [mutters] Oh. Lucky they don't keep guns in the house.
-- At Rev. Lovejoy's marriage encounter retreat,
"War of the Simpsons"
Bible because she can't find hers.
Homer: [mutters] Oh. Lucky they don't keep guns in the house.
-- At Rev. Lovejoy's marriage encounter retreat,
"War of the Simpsons"
Related:
- Rev.: Marge is going to tell us about your faults,
why don't you tell us about hers? Homer: Oh... - A marriage can't be reconciled in a few hours, Homer.
It takes a whole weekend to do that! -- Rev. Lovejoy's... - Marge: He chews with his mouth open, he gambles, he hangs out at a seedy
bar with bums and lowlifes.
Homer: [covers his face] Oh, it's all true! Rev.: ... - Rev.: We must bait our hooks with honesty. That way,
a happy marriage, heh heh, won't be the one... - Ah, three couples. Our best turnout yet!
-- Rev.
Lovejoy opens the marriage counseling retreat, ... - Ned: Homer, God didn't set your house on fire.
Rev. Lovejoy: No, but He <was> working in the hearts... - Homer: Oh, good. Reverend Lovejoy will make Marge take me back!
He _has_ to push the sanctity of marriage, or his God... - Rev.L: [reluctantly, to phone] Hello, Ned.
Ned: Sorry to bother you,
Rev. Lovejoy, but I'm kind of in a tizzy. My...
