Rev.: We must bait our hooks with honesty. That way, a happy marriage,
heh heh, won't be the one that got away.
Homer: I see. [sotto voce] He also understands bowling expressions.
-- Rev. Lovejoy welcomes Homer to his marriage encounter
retreat, "War of the Simpsons"
heh heh, won't be the one that got away.
Homer: I see. [sotto voce] He also understands bowling expressions.
-- Rev. Lovejoy welcomes Homer to his marriage encounter
retreat, "War of the Simpsons"
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- A marriage can't be reconciled in a few hours, Homer.
It takes a whole weekend to do that! -- Rev. Lovejoy's... - Marge: He chews with his mouth open, he gambles, he hangs out at a seedy
bar with bums and lowlifes.
Homer: [covers his face] Oh, it's all true! Rev.: ... - Rev.: Marge is going to tell us about your faults,
why don't you tell us about hers? Homer: Oh... - Ah, three couples. Our best turnout yet!
-- Rev.
Lovejoy opens the marriage counseling retreat, ... - Ned: Sometimes Maude (God bless her), she underlines passages in <my>
Bible because she can't find hers.
Homer: [mutters] Oh. Lucky they don't keep guns in... - Homer: Oh, good. Reverend Lovejoy will make Marge take me back!
He _has_ to push the sanctity of marriage, or his God... - Marge, as a trained marriage counselor, this is the first instance where
I've ever told one partner that they were 100% right.
It's all his fault. I'm willing to put that on a certificate... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Helen: Now, this is a trust exercise.
You fall backwards and rely on your spouse to catch you.
Marge: Do I have to do this? Rev.: No. Even if your...
