A marriage can't be reconciled in a few hours, Homer.
It takes a whole weekend to do that!
-- Rev. Lovejoy's marriage encounter retreat,
"War of the Simpsons"
It takes a whole weekend to do that!
-- Rev. Lovejoy's marriage encounter retreat,
"War of the Simpsons"
Related:
- Rev.: Marge is going to tell us about your faults,
why don't you tell us about hers? Homer: Oh... - Rev.: We must bait our hooks with honesty. That way,
a happy marriage, heh heh, won't be the one... - Marge: He chews with his mouth open, he gambles, he hangs out at a seedy
bar with bums and lowlifes.
Homer: [covers his face] Oh, it's all true! Rev.: ... - Ah, three couples. Our best turnout yet!
-- Rev.
Lovejoy opens the marriage counseling retreat, ... - Ned: Sometimes Maude (God bless her), she underlines passages in <my>
Bible because she can't find hers.
Homer: [mutters] Oh. Lucky they don't keep guns in... - Helen: Now, this is a trust exercise.
You fall backwards and rely on your spouse to catch you.
Marge: Do I have to do this? Rev.: No. Even if your... - Marge, as a trained marriage counselor, this is the first instance where
I've ever told one partner that they were 100% right.
It's all his fault. I'm willing to put that on a certificate... - I gave up fame and breakfast for our marriage.
--
Homer, after tossing `General Sherman' back into the... - Homer: Oh, good. Reverend Lovejoy will make Marge take me back!
He _has_ to push the sanctity of marriage, or his God...
