We have some new pamphlets available in our church newsrack, including
`Bible Bafflers', `Satan's Boners', `Good Grief: More Satan's Boners'
and for the teens, `It's Not Cool to Fry in Hell'.
-- Rev. Lovejoy, "War of the Simpsons"
`Bible Bafflers', `Satan's Boners', `Good Grief: More Satan's Boners'
and for the teens, `It's Not Cool to Fry in Hell'.
-- Rev. Lovejoy, "War of the Simpsons"
Related:
- Ah, three couples. Our best turnout yet!
-- Rev.
Lovejoy opens the marriage counseling retreat, ... - Rev.: We must bait our hooks with honesty. That way,
a happy marriage, heh heh, won't be the one... - Troy: [voiceover] When Homer sold his soul for a donut,
he found Hell isn't all it's cracked up to... - Ned: Sometimes Maude (God bless her), she underlines passages in <my>
Bible because she can't find hers.
Homer: [mutters] Oh. Lucky they don't keep guns in... - Lovejoy: Friday, you will have the chance to [waving hands] _party
down_ in the church basement to the Jesus rock stylings of
Testaments.
That's on Friday, 6 p.m. sharp. Bart: [scoffs]... - If Satan ever loses his hair,
there will be hell toupee... - A marriage can't be reconciled in a few hours, Homer.
It takes a whole weekend to do that! -- Rev. Lovejoy's... - Satan the envious said with a sigh:
Christians know more about their hell than I.
Alfred... - We're fighting against humanism, we're fighting against liberalism.
we are fighting against all the systems of Satan that...
